Where are my monkeys?

"I hate Chris Giddings," says Abominable.  

Chris Giddings, author of the Tea Guy blog, has punctured yet another dearly held belief: that monkeys pick monkey-picked tea, hence the name. Next, he'll probably tell me that Rudolph and Hermey the orthodontic elf didn't pull the Abominble Snow Monster's teeth out and save the day. Curse you, Chris Giddings!*


*And, no, I know this is a myth. Give me some credit, people!